Entertaining Commentary Fan Mugs

"I like bad movies. I don't watch them, but I love the scathing reviews."

The commentators want to run the officials...

I break for toilet paper

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Alpha males through the ages!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

QANON PROUD BOY

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

The New Cold War

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

"How do I know you won't turn around and blow it all on milk?"

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

The ascent of man.

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

Bad News, Really Bad News, Horribly Bad News, Devastatingly Bad News and Apocalyptically Bad News.

"Sorry, I'm an avenging angel."

'And we don't discriminate against people of colour.'

Feeding Trump's Ego