Cartoon Commentary Fan Mugs

Donald Trump: "I have total Authority!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Piranhaclaus

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."