Cartoon Commentary Fan Prints

Donald Trump: "I have total Authority!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Piranhaclaus

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)