Sports Announcer Fan Pillows

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Putting Practice.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath