Sports Award Season Gifts

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

A prehistoric football match.

Soccer coach of the year.

American Football.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.