Sporting Noble Gifts

huntsman on horseback

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

The Royal Wii.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

cayetana de alba

Duchess

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Connor Wickham

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

Bicycle race.

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'

Women Who Love Bowling

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'

"We had a lovely weekend, thanks Marge. United won two nil, Enland beat New Zealand and Lucky Lady romped home in the four fifteen."