Sporting Life Aficionado Gifts

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Multitasking executive dog

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football heads...

A skier and a paraglider

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Yin and Yankee fan"