Sport Gifts

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'The grudge match.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Donkey on a treadmill

'Now that's what I call an overhand right!'

'Oh belle pute!'

Ice skater

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Martial Arts

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'...winning coxless four...'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Man nails in a picture of boxing wearing boxing gloves.

Steven Gerrard

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

A Hunting Apointment

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Sporting rector cancels meeting so he can shoot

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

GarGoalies.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."