Spooky Season Advocate Gifts

Fiends reunited

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Candy Corn Dracula

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

"That's what we look like naked??"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

'People soup again?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Just in time for Halloween...

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Grim Singer

Cape costume