Spoiling Grandkids Champion Gifts

"I think the best part about being grandparents is tat we get to spoil the grand kids rotten...then they go home!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'I came untucked.'

Father's Day

Dancing Grandpa

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Young MacDonald

'Grandad, tell me about when you were a yuppie.'

"Gran'dad, when you was in the war was it before or after the whole world went mad?"

Best Grandma in Richmond!

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Grandparents with their grandchild

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"