Spliff Enthusiast Pillows

"From the medical perspective the jury is still out regarding the benefits if cannabis. . ."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Shoes Make The Man

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Cowboy Slippers

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

My Musical Influences

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Oh no!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'I need something to spill.'

Kitten Slippers

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."