Spliff Enthusiast Gifts

"From the medical perspective the jury is still out regarding the benefits if cannabis. . ."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Shoes Make The Man

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

My Musical Influences

Cowboy Slippers

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

The Goodyear Blimp/Not having a good year blimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."