Splashing Sophisticate Gifts

Mozart on a lilo

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Distracting the fish.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A man plays golf by the sea

Water Slide

'Keep fit.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Steroids.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Mozart swimming.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

Convict Decor

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

Two cats, cica 1987

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool