Splashing Sophisticate T-Shirts

Mozart on a lilo

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A man plays golf by the sea

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Water Slide

'Keep fit.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Steroids.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Mozart swimming.

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Convict Decor

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Two cats, cica 1987

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

Your dog sure loves playing in the surf! Yeah, it's the bath of least resistance!