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"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Distracting the fish.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A rainbow umbrella

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Water Slide

Best friends without borders.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Mozart on a lilo

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"I suffer for my art..."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Mozart swimming.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

"Can I pretend he's yours?"