Splashing Beginner Pillows

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Best friends without borders.

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

A rainbow umbrella

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Mozart on a lilo

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

"I suffer for my art..."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Mozart swimming.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'