Spitball Specialist Gifts

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Llama training

'I need something to spill.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'She corrects every I've ever said.'

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

How to bunt.

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

Teacher sees sign on Teacher's Lounge door reading 'No Spitball Zone'.