Spiritual Wit Gifts

'What wine goes with eternity?'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Even More Disciples'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"