Spiritual Troubleshooters Gifts

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."