Spiritual Soundwaves Gifts

No caption (A monk wears a cross necklace that has attached earbuds).

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Ohm sweet Ohm

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Sleeping musician

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Ding and Dong.

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Religious Speech

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"If I were a carpenter"

"That's just sick."

C. Doppler takes a walk.

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

Musician having a brain scan.

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

Labelled Church Bells.

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Salesman.

Echo Point. C'mon, let's go. You're never going to get the last bark in.