Spiritual Reflection Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, I suppose it's time to acknowledge that Jesus was the glue of this friendship group."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."