Spiritual Reflection Enthusiast Prints

"Well, I suppose it's time to acknowledge that Jesus was the glue of this friendship group."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."