Spiritual Leader With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Pastoring for Dummies

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Home depot."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Priest

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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