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Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

"An everything Martini, please."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Santa's wash day.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Old Spice

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

The Angel's Share

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Hip hop Santa.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'