Spirit Level Observers Pillows

Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Wine...Spirits...

Hell's Bells Whisky

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'Instant Christmas happiness! ?1.'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"I died in Buffalo."

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

Wine and Spirits/Wine and Spirit

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'