Spirit Level Observers Prints

Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Wine...Spirits...

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'Instant Christmas happiness! ?1.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

"I died in Buffalo."

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

"BOOZE"