Spine-tingler Gifts

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Dog Wrestling.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Self-walking dog

"This is a beta test, right?"