Spine-tingler Mugs

Stephen King

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Dog Wrestling.

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

The Wedge Shoe at Work