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'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

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'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Hazard of texting

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Straightening up.

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

New Year's Resolutions...

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Driveway pavior laying

Bath Juggler

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

'Try to relax.'

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

Where chiropractors go on holiday

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

'The early chiropractor.'

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

'Bad back!'

My first vertebra.