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Chiropractor

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

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"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Hazard of texting

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Straightening up.

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

New Year's Resolutions...

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Driveway pavior laying

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Bath Juggler

'Try to relax.'

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

Where chiropractors go on holiday

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

'The early chiropractor.'

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

'Bad back!'