Spin Master Appreciator Gifts

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

Cricket ball deliveries

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."