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Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Parenting Business Deals

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fish don't like worms.

Cow Pilot.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The First Day Back

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"