Spider Wrangler Mugs

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Parenting Business Deals

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'