Silicon Wrangler Mugs

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

The First Martian Dog.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

King kong 5 G.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Are we there yet?'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Cow Pilot.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Ladies' Game

'Did you want me, boss?'

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'