Silicon Wrangler Pillows

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

King kong 5 G.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Are we there yet?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Cow Pilot.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Ladies' Game

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Oh, grow up!"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"