Slug Wrangler Pillows

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Specimen Hunter

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Organic Salad

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

'You only caught one?'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."