Spice Tornado Gifts

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

A young Don King

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

G.P.S. For the Home

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

He's allergic to pepper...

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Seasoning Greetings!

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

Kid's towel.

Hot chilli...

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Chess Chef

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"