Spending Spree Captain Pillows

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Credit card customer of the month'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

"We finally caught the person who's been cloning you credit cards sir...Turns out it's your wife."