Spelling_coach Gifts

'The word is, 'Spellcheck'.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

How some bird species determine pecking order.

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Spelling bee podium"

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'

'Excuse me, sir. How do you spell magna cum laude?'

'Only one s in disgraceful, gov!'

Icicle, Bicicle, Bicycle and Icycle.

'Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.'

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.