Spelling_coach Gifts

'The word is, 'Spellcheck'.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

How some bird species determine pecking order.

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"Spelling bee podium"

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Santa advertising for Elvis.

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'

'Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.'

'Excuse me, sir. How do you spell magna cum laude?'

Icicle, Bicicle, Bicycle and Icycle.

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.