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'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Swinging on a star.

Toadstools

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Kirsten Johnson

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted