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"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

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Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Blue Skies Thinking

Hacked Dreams

"But you must know about the dream I had last night - you were in it!"

Swinging on a star.

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

"Now, just ignore all those sticky things and wires and try to relax. This sleep study only works if you sleep. Please don't waste my time."

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

Family looking to buy a dog.

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

One sleep till I see you...

Inpirational Dreams, Martin Luther King and Al Gore.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

'Bob, I just realized something. I sleep in a bed that's on a bed! Crazy, right?'

'Yes, we can make all your dreams come true. Except that one where you show up at school in just your underwear.'

When moles dream...

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."

"Wake up, Harold—you're dreaming again."