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"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

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Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

Blue Skies Thinking

Swinging on a star.

Hacked Dreams

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

"But you must know about the dream I had last night - you were in it!"

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

"Now, just ignore all those sticky things and wires and try to relax. This sleep study only works if you sleep. Please don't waste my time."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Yes, we can make all your dreams come true. Except that one where you show up at school in just your underwear.'

When moles dream...

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

'Bob, I just realized something. I sleep in a bed that's on a bed! Crazy, right?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

One sleep till I see you...

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Inpirational Dreams, Martin Luther King and Al Gore.

Family looking to buy a dog.

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."