Spell Caster Admirer Pillows

"I said slime."

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Birds Following Witch.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Sleeping Beauty

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Ta Da!...

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"At least she's reading."

Fairy tale

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"