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"I said slime."

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Sleeping Beauty

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

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"Define fair."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Ta Da!...

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"At least she's reading."

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"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fairy tale