Speleologist Gifts

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Nudist speleologists' convention

Speleologist

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Trust Your Doctor

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'