Speedster Scholar Pillows

Graduate

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I really crammed last night.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man running

The Giamatti era

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Pit Stop for Track and Field