Speedster Scholar Mugs

Graduate

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I really crammed last night.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

The Giamatti era

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Congratulations for male runner

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'