Aspiring Speedster Mugs

"Believe me. No matter how many self help books you read, you will never become a formula one car."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Graduate

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."