Speed Demon Parent Gifts

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Formula One

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Route 666

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'God's speed.'

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Baby Race.

Smile

Cheesie Rider

Tractor Racing

Safe Driving.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Life in the fastest lane.

Say speed