Speed Demon Parent Pillows

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Formula One

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'God's speed.'

Smile

Baby Race.

Cheesie Rider

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Safe Driving.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Tractor Racing

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Life in the fastest lane.

Say speed

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'