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Speed Daters Gifts
Looking for a gift for a speed dater? Celebrate their energetic and lively dating style with witty, charming items that show you understand their fast-paced love life. Perfect for those who thrive on quick connections and lively interactions.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Online Dating
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
Today's love
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
Dating the efficiency expert.
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
Online Dating for Dummies
We met online.
"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"
'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
'That must be my computer date.'
Speed Dating Disasters
"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."
'We met online.'
Friday night was always sext night.
Speed Daters Gifts Collection
Speed Daters Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for speed daters—fun and quirky gifts that match their energetic dating style.
Speed Daters Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the energetic world of speed dating—stylish and fun, adding personality to any room.
Speed Daters Prints
Browse our prints for speed daters—playful and vibrant designs to showcase their quick-paced romance journey.
Speed Daters T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts perfect for speed daters—witty and comfortable, they make a bold statement about their lively love life.