Speed Awareness Pillows

Slow Down, You Crazy Ba***rd!

A young Don King

You Are Here

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

A day at the transgenic races

No Immediate Danger

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Skier flying past mountains

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."