Traffic Awareness Pillows

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Truth in Crosswalk signs.

Road Closed Just Because We Can

"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."

Mobile phones and driving

Joe Donnely memorial parkway - Joe Donnely R.I.P..

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Nice park. . .

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.